I’m leaving you XML. I’m just not into you anymore. I don’t think I ever was…I just used you. Sorry.

Why? You’re just too damn hard to read and you give me a headache. I always have to check if you’re well-formed and, frankly, most of the time, you’re not.

It’s not because you have only one root. No, it’s not. You’re always so damn verbose…and you use tabs everywhere we go and who picks those up? I do. That’s who.

Well, it stops today.

Yes, there is someone else.